The One That’s The First You’re Doing it Wrong Wednesdays
Welcome to Crazy As Normal’s first YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG WEDNESDAYS (Did you read that in a loud male announcer voice with a little bit of reverb? No? Then go read it again. I am totally not kidding.)...
View ArticleFive Horrible, Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Ideas
In the hopes that I may spare you some pain and agony, I am sharing with you some Horrible, Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Ideas. Godspeed young Padawan. Grasshoppa’. Whatever. 1. Excitedly downloading...
View ArticleSummer Schedule? It Works.
If you don’t know this about me already, I am the antithesis to Type A. It’s archenemy. I’m the Anti-A that the last chapter of “How to Be Organized For Life” warned you about. I’m serious – ask any...
View ArticleBum Biting – I Kid You Not
Office hi-jinks and shenanigans are a must for me. I like to tease the people I work with. I send them funny emails (See here.) I also have been known to play a prank or two – I opened a co-worker’s...
View ArticleMy Date With Sir Patrick Stewart
Just to get the obvious out of the way and if you all haven’t figured it out by now, I’m a geek. Nerd. Dweeb. Whatever you want to call it. Harry Potter. Lord of The Rings. Star Wars. Star Trek....
View ArticlePreschool Nonsense
When Max was three and Mr. Schmee was two they went to preschool at a nearby church. They had a huge education department that went all the way through high school and Super Awesome Husband and I were...
View ArticleTop Ten Reasons I Hate Your Top Ten List
And just so you know, I don't use the word "hate" lightly. I reserve it for seriously detestable things. Like those people on the news channels who yell over each other. And commercials that are 47...
View ArticleMore of a Threenager at 39 Than Your Threenager at 3
The term has been used a lot lately - I've read approximately 52 of the 47,500 posts about it. I'm sure you have too Well. If you Facebook, Pinterest, Huff Po, Twit, BuzzFeed or Blog. The more I read...
View ArticleEthan Hawke Is at Target. I’ll Text You Later.
Everybody has a list. You know, the list of celebrities you’ve run by your spouse in case the opportunity arises to, say, eat at McDonald’s with Hugh Jackman, it’s completely allowed? Or if your spouse...
View ArticleYes, There Are Stupid Questions
“There’s no such thing as a stupid question.” Or as Carl Sagan more eloquently said – “There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate...
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